Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Bush-isms...


On the eve of his departure from the White House I could not resist posting these. The future of the English language would be on shaky ground if left up to George W.

Whether you loathe or love him, these are very funny...

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is to be prepared."


"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future. "


" We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."


" I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."


"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."


"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "


"For NASA, space is still a high priority."


"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. "


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."


" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."


Dear, oh dear...

9 comments:

Lilly's Life said...

Oh my I still cannot get my head around he fact that a man that said all that could have been leader of the free world for so long....no wonder the world is in a mess. And don't get me started on his buddy little Johnny.....he is still embarassing us.

Single Parent Dad said...

Frightening.

Two terms.

Unbelievable.

Kori said...

Few people hated Bush as much as I did, yet this made me laugh out loud. What a freaking idiot.

Lynda said...

Very funny!

buddha_girl said...

Please forgive my photo-op, idiot, mind-boggling fool of a current President. He will hopefully be a memory in the recesses of history VERY SOON!

Do not lump me into his attempt to appear like a proverbial "American." We're much better than THAT!

Junebug said...

Thanks for reminding me what a ding-dong Bush is.

Lissy said...

Thanks for the memories...

Bummer the "new guy" won't be as funny hey? That was GOLD (as one of Jerry's friends in Seinfield used to say).

I particularly like the teaching one ;-)

Hi Kerrie, I got a chance to actually Blog today. This is what comes of Harry Potter books & sharing a computer with a 4 year old.

Poppy and Mei said...

God, that man's an idiot! XXxx

Karin said...

Ha ha ha!!! Those are priceless. Man. Hello? Anyone home?? LMAO!! Dear oh dear is right.